So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
I was doodling pictures of how younger Dwalin might have looked, and I grew surprisingly fond of the idea of him being a total dick as a kid before growing up a bit and becoming the best bro to ever exist. Because weren’t we all just douchebags when we were like 5-8? I know I was.
Also I like going with the books with their ages, wasn’t Thorin almost 30 when Dwalin was born? (Let’s not talk about Dwalin being only 27 during the battle of Azanulbizar though, The mohawk cracks me up too much to care)
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
I’m working on a set of movie characters/TV series posters( just for my portfolio) and “The Hobbit” is the new one in the bunch ˆ-ˆ
Prints soon! ———>Check the status HERE
Now is time to draw something featuring
hot dwarvesthe heirs of Durin
omfg my Mom was just cutting a baguette and I snuck up behind her and gabbed the bread and ran and she was like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” and I shouted “I’M 24601” and now I’m hiding in my room with a huge baguette what do I do
Update: I’ve built a barricade
this is the best thing to ever happen
i’M FUCKING CRYING
WIN WIN WIN WIN!
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
My life has not been complete since I listened to this.
I lost it at the second ‘the precious’ was mentioned.
And again at the screaming.
And harder than ever before at every other ‘precious’ mentioning.
OMFG hahahaha xD